I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.
by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022
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Get the I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back mug.Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Get the Not My Noodles mug.Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*
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by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016
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