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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
mugGet the Shit in my cheeriosmug.
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.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
mugGet the .9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.mug.

Suck my data

A IT reffrance to sucking dick , mootching someone's mifi
Suck my data! Bitch

Don't be sucking my data bro
by Marcello_D January 3, 2017
mugGet the Suck my datamug.

My yellow

It's 'your person', someone who makes you happy. Your safe place, who saved you and that's why you are still here.

The reason for the daily smile.
"he/she is my yellow"
by rafa cooper April 7, 2021
mugGet the My yellowmug.

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
mugGet the cracks my shortsmug.

He burnt my shake

He burnt my shake
He burnt my shake
mugGet the He burnt my shakemug.

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
mugGet the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug.

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