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Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me
by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021
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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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has he fuck

Has he/she fuck. A term meant to imply that she/he has done fuck all (absolutely nothing) and usually is in a passive aggressive tone.
A: has your dad come back with the milk yet?
B: has he fuck
by Yournansfavoratebrush July 1, 2023
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fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you
by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025
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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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Buck Fuck No Where

Origin: Kubz Scouts

A place unknown, no where, can easily go missing and never be found.
"We're in the middle of buck fuck no where." -Kubz Scouts
by UpdatingSlang June 14, 2025
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Fuck Blind

Used to describe the state of being of the cuter person in a relationship, when they are dating an uglier or older person. They ignore age, looks just for the sex in the relationship.
Did you see how old that lady was? She could be his mother. He will leave her eventually but right now he's being "fuck blind".
by SusieSyzygy March 25, 2022
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