by Cam11 September 6, 2019
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Get the ass-assassinatedmug. After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug. That one dumbass fuck shit that everybody hates, and is devious enough to ooke holes in your condom.
That one blond headed shit that fucks with everyone but persists to do so even after countless beatings.
That one blond headed shit that fucks with everyone but persists to do so even after countless beatings.
Prick head ass kid: Haha i poked holes in your dick glove, have fun
Kid: *beats the fuck out of prick head ass*
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Jeremy: We going to that party later?
Prick head ass: Ohhhhh can i go?
Kids: *cripple prick head ass*
Kid: *beats the fuck out of prick head ass*
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Jeremy: We going to that party later?
Prick head ass: Ohhhhh can i go?
Kids: *cripple prick head ass*
by FuckityShit May 30, 2022
Get the prick head assmug. by Hossler's wife November 6, 2020
Get the Slap Ass Daymug.