stuck in my oesophagus

Its suck in my oesophagus is something you say when a bagle with Philadelphia on it is stuck in your oesophagus . for this phrase to be effective you need to say it fast.

jenny- whats wrong?
moira- itsstuckinmyoesophagus
jenny - its stuck in my oesophagus lol

by aev May 13, 2020

Oh My Goi

A valley girl way to say, "Oh my god!"

"Oh My Goi Rachael, what did you do??"

by lanceiskeithsman October 3, 2016

milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community

I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS

by annntttt July 27, 2019

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023

hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017