my dot

it means that a woman is on her period

“hey girl”
on the phone: “hey have you got your period yet mine is late”
“yeah i am on my dot i started today”

by relanhahahhahah May 14, 2021

My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much

My bed is a copy of heaven

by Sussy roach September 05, 2021

My face is just raining

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

by XProHandsoap December 09, 2018

my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.

"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life

by Spghetty December 20, 2017

Cock in my ars

The same as i have already said

Person 1- _____ means this

Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars

** adds extra emphasis to phrase

by Uncle_billy December 01, 2020

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 December 12, 2015

Barbeque my kangaroo

Suck my dick

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE

by Woahorate July 12, 2019