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National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day will be taking place on the 4th of October.

Get ready for your ass to be grabbed.

Boys can grab girls asses and Girls can grab boys asses.
Jay walks past Lucy and grabbed that ass cuz it’s National Grab Ass Day.
by MrInternational October 3, 2019
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playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
by JewelsHax February 10, 2019
mugGet the playground swing lookin assmug.

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
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Busted Ass

John: you know who is a busted ass?
Sarah: who???
John: Tate Duncan is.
by ThomasGuy January 7, 2019
mugGet the Busted Assmug.

ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.
We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.
by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012
mugGet the ass wholenessmug.

Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
by Shannon307 November 7, 2018
mugGet the Bee up his assmug.

Bitch ass nigga

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them
Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass

Me: okay dude

Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you

Me: *pinches him*

Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch

Me: what a bitch ass nigga
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024
mugGet the Bitch ass niggamug.

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