Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.

Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.

by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

vacation dick

The "How Stella Got Her Grove Back" dick. The kind of dick that is provided by a large Samoan. As opposed to Boyfriend Dick.

Man, vacation dick , amIright?

by Mongolian Threat Singer June 8, 2016

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.

Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.

by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019