Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017

Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

This is now my property

Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

Strum my filthies

To jerk off

Be right back, gonna go strum my filthies.

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018