Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

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dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

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Dirty Mikinzi

she will peg you. nothing else.

mmm wanna get pegged?!?! no one pegs like dirty mikinzi ;)

by lackofemotion September 13, 2021

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Dirty Emberger

Pouring an acid (preferably sulfuric) in a girl’s mouth before she gives you head.

Dude, no way you did a dirty emberger on her!

by Leo_isadog August 23, 2023

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dirty mateasha

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking

I fucked her so hard after the dirty Mateasha

by Pentquad September 7, 2021

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