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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Dick Blanket/Dicky Do

Slang for a "male fupa" aka "Dicky Do". Eg: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.
DICK BLANKET/DICKY DO: His stomach hang lower than his dicky do.
by Koonman69 August 14, 2022
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Susie dick breaker

Someone slacking falling behindActing like a whiny baby
Get your butt moving stop being a Susie dick breaker
by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022
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Dick

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018
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dick muncher

when someone preceeds to munch willy
dam, isaac tyers is such a dick muncher
by thomo tankliff September 5, 2019
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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
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