Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015

My name is poopface

This is such a silly phrase why did you even search it?????

You are such a poopface for searching this word. Poop face is a weird word and some people are weird so they like to call them selves poopface. Therefore someone could say: my name is poopface.

by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Forehead Are Not Your Eyes<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Popped my cherry

You get fucked as a virgin, which prob won’t happen bud

Bestie: “SOMEBODY POPPED MY CHERRY!!”
Me: “really, who?”
Bestie: “goofy ass name”
Me: “you make me wanna stay as a virgin cuz of that name”

by UR_L0CALS1MP March 15, 2025

Barbeque my kangaroo

Suck my dick

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE

by Woahorate July 12, 2019

My Blue

The person who is always there for you. A calm and responsible person that you can trust and depend on even when you've hurt them.

"Who would do you call when you're sad"
"My Blue. They're always there for me"

by Troykiekie December 8, 2020