I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Vice Ass Hoe

(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.

“What’s up with that chick Karen?”

“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”

by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020

bitch ass

instead of saying bitch, say bitch ass. it’s the thing to do.

created by danielle h

you little bitch ass stole my food
or
what a little bitch ass

by georgenotfounds dandruff December 1, 2020

bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.

ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here

by panda1111 February 9, 2025

Assed

To get rekt/destroyed in a fight. Commonly used when describing anime battles.

Shiiit! Black Zetsu just got assed!

by Dadivan Zilef April 21, 2018

Ass belly

When a woman's fat belly has cleavage so deep, you can't tell if it's an ass or a belly.

That's girls ass belly is so big you can't tell off she's coming out going.

by Wentyn Sayne July 3, 2025

Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.

She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!

by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015