Donkey Dick

A Japanese meal made with the most fresh ingredients around the world it can also be served with a pair of donkey balls which gives the meal more crunch to it

This "donkey dick was very tasty"

by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022

national dick pic day

national dick pic day
Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

national dick pic day. was celebrated by everyone

by Cockshatt300 July 20, 2022

dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.

Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.

by OnlyCW July 21, 2022

Susie dick breaker

Someone slacking falling behindActing like a whiny baby

Get your butt moving stop being a Susie dick breaker

by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

Suzy dick breaker

Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.

Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .

by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.

Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.

by durka_durka July 22, 2022

Dick rider

Someone named kenady or simply just dickrider and gets on your nerves

You a dick rider

by Olympicfrankthrower July 22, 2022