I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 10, 2023

My mind

I am fucking losing it over here...

Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Oh My PC

An Internet meme slang that is said when a person's computer begins to lag severely.

Minecraft player: "How much TNT did you put down?"
Other Minecraft player: *Lights TNT* "A lot."
Minecraft player: "What do you mean 'a lot'?"
*TNT explodes. The game starts lagging like crazy*

"OH MY PC!!!!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2025

I'm shaking my booty

the action of shaking ones booty

Susan: I'm shaking my booty
Frank: ok

by deep fried potato December 7, 2021

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

put in my textice

using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job

Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?

Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.

by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009

my mother

A BIG FAT LAZY PERSON

MY MOTHER IS U

by DEZPP December 19, 2022