Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021

Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.

Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy

by hue jasol May 10, 2018

Thats fucked up

Something is dumb or crazy

"Hey james wanna die?"
"No Carl! Thats fucked up!

by UrFuckingMomGay May 14, 2018

The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Up Blank-way

A way of saying where you're from if you're south of it. Just replace blank with your home town or county and you're good to go.

Kernow: So, where ye from then?
You: Up Blank-way mate

by DaveBland October 7, 2020

Dissing up hearing

When a block in a video game disappears and reappears in a different place in the level.

Those blocks keep dissing up hearing on me!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

I don't know what to look up

What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!

Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!

by tdude_yahyeet12 November 25, 2022