John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

lil thomas

A tiny person who thinks he is cool

look at that lil thomas over there.

by Ropoplazzy12345 August 23, 2021

Thomas Foolery

A gentleman named Thomas Foolery. He has mutton chops and 4 kids with a beautiful wife. He is known for his mischievous ways.

When Thomas Foolery is goofing around, his friends say "Stop with that, Tom Foolery."

by Mooscula February 11, 2022

Thomas bradburn

The sexiest guy alive and the biggest penis in the world

Thomas bradburn is a stud

by Sexiest man alive stud November 23, 2021

Thomas Moment

being mad because youre not you when you're hungry. solved by eating a snickers

"He's having a Thomas moment. Give him a snickers"

by Absolute Moron August 30, 2023

The Thomas Special

The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.

'Yo did you here about John doing The Thomas Special?
'Yeah man it was amazing, what a legend.'

by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025

Thomas scruggs

Thomas Scruggs is a man with an abnormally large penis. Many refer to him as the perfect male specimen. Most women that come in contact with Mr. Scruggs become immediately obsessed.

Sandy: Oh my god who is that hunk of meat?!?!
Gretchen: thats Thomas Scruggs!

by BillyBigBallz April 16, 2021