Jackson Faber

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
(We've got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we've got big balls)
Crayfish (but we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Jackson Faber us so hot and sexy and i wanna suck is massive cock while he shoots an 1911 into the air
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Jackson Pelphrey

A jerk who you learn to trust once you become friends and will do anything to help you
That guy is like a Jackson Pelphrey. Get to know him.
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Adam Jackson

A boy that lost his virginity at 15, to a 16 year old girl called Megan Hughes. He got hella lucky cause she had a massive badonkadonk, and a fairly decent rack, they had wild sex all night long
Guy 1 - hey dude I finally lost my virginity last night!!
Guy 2 - eh wtf you’re only 15, your such an Adam Jackson
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Jackson Lee

A really loser made man who claims to "know the methods" but really is just a COCK SUCKING gaylord...
Bucks: How did you hear about Jackson Lee???

Johnny; On Grindr
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Jackson factor

The inability to complete a 40k game in 3 hours but 6 instead
I don't care about the jackson factor, just play your turn.
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Solid, Jackson!

A phrase used by be-bop jazz musicians in the 40's and 50's to compliment another's solo performance.
Your choruses on 'Yardbird Suite' were solid, Jackson!
by Bebop fan July 27, 2023
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