uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

The Uncle Larry

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

uncle bi

The worst insult in the history of insults. Worse then mom gay, dad lesbian, even grandpap a trap combined. *Cannot be deflected by no u*

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Ur uncle bi
2. *Heavy panting* No...u
1. .....
2. *Obliterated by an explosion so massive it defies Elon Musk and kills Stephen Hawking

by Vangekillsvado May 10, 2018

Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig

Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch

by JasonHammer September 10, 2022