Max

me. i am max

that's me I'm max

by mxg2trappy December 6, 2021

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Max

Max is a narcissist if you know Max you’ll know him to be very prideful also quite cocky and a player. But at times could be useful for a slave. Maxes likes to find a new girl every week tends to be dramatic and loves attention. He never ever tries to consider your feelings if you know a Max drop him!!!

Person: max played me again

Person 2: I’m suing

by Pandsofiaaresuingmeetmeatcourt January 7, 2022

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Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

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Max

A complete asshole with such ignorance to other people which makes them have no actual friends. They act like a bitch a majority of the time. Also they suck at everything yet think they are the best

Man look at him over there I bet he’s a max

by Suckthatduckgetreadytof May 31, 2018

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covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

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