Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie May 7, 2018

Thomas

Thomas means he’s a loyal person, puts others before his needs. He is a helper and a fighter if he has to be. The kinda of person that if he loves you he’d die for you. Kinda can be smart ass and a dick when he’s upset or very passionate about the topic at hand

That dudes a Thomas, always there like a rock

by Tommylee80 April 26, 2022

Thomas

Absolute goat, loves fanum tax, too skibidi for Jack Grealish or even SSSniperWolf. He sticks his gyatt out for the rizzlers alongside the gyatts with enormous ohio sigma rizz in Ohio

Jack Grealish: You're so Skibidi!
Thomas: I'm the Skibidi
Mia Khalifa: Grrr...... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

by jJukes November 20, 2023

Thomas ververka

A gay fat assed bitch who sucks dick. He has no penis at all. He fucks with james king with no condom. He is sexually attracted to trees

Thomas ververka you fat bitch

by Asseater42069gloryhole October 18, 2018

Thomas Caffrey

A Ginger Eejit

Thomas Caffrey is a Ginger Eejit!

by Cian Mayo4Sam October 21, 2014

Thomas Kwasney

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.

“Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit”

by hex drink September 5, 2019

Thomas

He’s probably tired all the time and not interested in you 👍

Thomas is a funny person though

by anonymous September 14, 2020