Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

Skibidi toilet

The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.

Bro I did the skibidi toilet with James, he loved it.

by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025

toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

toilet paper gives me an itchy ass

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

(1, noun) A popular Gen Alpha meme created in 2023
(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.

Person 1: Bro, doesn't that girl have a GYATT?
Person 2: Bro your such a Skibidi Toilet!

by AutismMan June 1, 2024

Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.

Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.

by Jackelanm December 22, 2023

Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017

Skibidi toilet

Litral: A man sticking his out of a toilet battering against humans and human based toilet with camera man speaker

Original: back in 2023 the skibidi toilet YouTube trend has gone viral and in the country Georgia by Alexy gerasimov

Skibidi toilet

by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025