Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

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The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

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pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself

Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday

by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025

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Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
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by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

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Pirate

A pirate is someone that is generally a lowerclass,loud,chavvy person commonly found in Britain.

This term originates from the Isle of Wight and is used in the south-west of england most.

Tiana: Err Stacy go away you pirate
Stacy: I will scrap your bare bunda init g yeah

by buffybritanny December 20, 2020

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condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.

No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.

by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023

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