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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.
Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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internetional

being or existing multiple places on internet and/or a person's various social media sites at the same time, often times randomly or some really obscure reason

Portmanteau of internet and international.
Have y'all seen that latest post from Chika? Everyone is talking about it and it's in all my feeds, Twitter, Insta, even my Yahoo! News!! This babe has really gone internetional, overnight.
by Whoshotya? February 16, 2020
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The Internet

A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
by ur mom's spatula March 28, 2019
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Internet house

The windows OS are your windows, the applications are your hobbies and your friends are your family.
Bobby: Man I wish my internet house was real
Steve: You're a saddo who needs to go outside.
by TravisScott7777777 April 15, 2023
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