kitty kat dance

Euphamism used to describe the need to urinate. Pertains primarily to girls.

I will be right back. I am doing the kitty kat dance. I am about to wet my pants!

by nurse March 3, 2006

Mexican sack dance

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.

After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.

by richcara September 26, 2010

home depot dance

to shake your ass in front of your friend wearing nothing except a tool belt from home depot

dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong

by batrider March 31, 2011

passive aggressive dancing

When a girl at a club starts dancing closely with her back to a guy she has not met. This leaves only two options for the guy:
1) Act like a creep and start grinding up on her
2) Stand there and shoot a weird look to your friend

Man, I was having a chill time until this girl started passive aggressive dancing with me. She wasn't really very hot either.

by momoney?moproblems March 30, 2009

magical dancing eye

this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.

Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!

by Beefcheese-Buggeroff April 10, 2009

mexican sugar dance

Where a person in mexico dig up a body, use electricity to make it move, and have sex with it

"Wanna join us for our Mexican sugar dance?"
"No you fucking psycho, I'd rather get a cleveland steamer from your mom."

"Gross."

by GetGotMan April 8, 2018

naked dancing llama

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.

I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!

by fwhghgads March 17, 2003