slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,

Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

by bignblack December 4, 2010

Slippery Uncle

When a random nearby object is lubed up and shoved up the anus.

1: Did you hear about johnny?
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.

by Ink Slinger December 2, 2011

slip-chat

Similar to a mis-chat (see mis-chat), but the person sending the message actually did intend the person to receive the message, but wanted the person to only think it was sent by mistake.

Your text:
i think caleb is awesome!
My (Caleb) text:
really? i had no idea you thought that!
Your text:
oops, wrong person. silly mis-chat. :-\ umm, gotta go.
My text:
mis-chat or slip-chat. ;-)
Your text:
not. so. awesome.
My text:

sorry. :(

by iCaleb January 14, 2014

slipped in

The act of making love.

I slipped in last night

by Loys May 8, 2014

slip-n-slut

A slip n slut is a slip n slide that has been placed in the parking lot of a bar for scantily clad women to slide down while nasty dudes watch. One could easily catch a STD on a slip n slut.

Bro: "dude let's go to (bar name) today, they have a slip-n-slut!"

by forrealthough June 21, 2014

Slipper

A slipper is a mixture of a slut,and a stripper.

Mom stop dressing like a slipper!

by Laurenpopnotaggle September 4, 2016

Slipper

A perfectly tapered stool that quickly and cleanly exits the sphincter leaving little to no residue.

Antonym: Sticker

Scott dropped a slipper and was back on the road in record time.

by Bidet Mate July 27, 2016