Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019

Double Sided Delight

Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.

It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.

Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.

by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019

sides

Sides are spiritual beings that split into two of yourself or taking in a spirit and calling it yours. Sides form when violent past actions have accured.

Do you have sides?
I have sides
My sides are sad...
One of my side's names is Andrew

by SalFisher123 February 14, 2019

side chick friday

The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..

Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday

by Mrjake2u February 15, 2019

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.

Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall

by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018

ho siding

Failing to inform the subject of a conversation adverse things that were said behind their back.

She picked up bits and pieces of my conversation and ran with it to my stepson and his father didn't let me know til weeks later. Ho siding with a bitch I thought was my friend.

by Salukigirl May 22, 2018