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Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire
by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021
mugGet the Short Wiremug.

Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.
by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021
mugGet the Short staffingmug.

Short

Short people who are under 6 foot and a bunch of hairy retards that don’t wash their vaginas and are ugly pieces of shit.
Please for the love of god short people clean your selfs you ugly fucks.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
mugGet the Shortmug.

Short armed

A term used during welding of pipe and one welder doesn’t weld to the 6 o’clock position
Bennettlook at that weld Argyle , Steven has short armed me again ffs “
by SPI Argyle July 28, 2021
mugGet the Short armedmug.

Short and Fat

He is short and fat
by numacunosti June 14, 2017
mugGet the Short and Fatmug.

Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.
"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"
by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014
mugGet the Jojo shortsmug.

Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.
You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
mugGet the Bucket Shortsmug.

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