poo dragon

someone who possess the qualities of being prone to poo their own pants.

James is a huge poo dragon.

by poodrag June 9, 2009

boose poos

when you drink a lot of alcohol and get really wasted, the next day when you go to the toilet and take a shit,it comes out like liquid diarheia, thats boose poos

damn bro i was soo fuckin wasted last night that when i woke up this mourning i had boose poos

by Shaun Rajiv July 19, 2006

Poo-net

A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash

Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Ten in the Poo

Double anal fisting

"Dude, she's such a ho, she took ten in the poo and I still didn't touch the sides!"

by circuit38 December 14, 2009

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte November 13, 2007

Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008

warm poo

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

by LukeT September 19, 2007