Queer Pirate

A delicious mixed drink with Grenadine, Rum, and Diet Coke on the rocks.

This Queer Pirate is kicking my ass!

by wsbucker March 14, 2012

Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

Beach Pirate

Typically roaming the halls of the flip, beach pirates find their natural habitat in the harry potter closet. They prance, dance, and trump all day long. Derived from the somalian word beeatch periatez. Can often be spotted on the beaches of california, hawaii, texas, louisiana and ¿new mexico? I guess...even though they don't have a beach?

Dude, that is a shibbystastic beach pirate!

Hey bro, lets shred the lefty loopies like true beach pirates on our shredsticks.

There is a beach pirate in the flip!

Gretchen, stop trying to make beach pirate happen. It's not going to happen!

by brrenlissa! December 9, 2011

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, talented, prettiest, kindest girl to ever exist.

Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.

by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

°search Angry Pirate for definition

Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

Pirate

One who commits the act or crime of theft.

"Whatch out, this guy is a pirate!"

by djacicc November 19, 2023