Pearl Jam

The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.

Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.

by UltimateDoge January 06, 2023

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Wham-jam-it

Wham-Jam-It is a word you can say in a fast manner to express your frustration as a cuss word without actually using a cuss word.

Them: So yeah, you are gonna do it.
Me: No, for the last time, I'm not gonna do it now wham-jam-it!!!

by ToughGuy33 October 18, 2023

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

by Skeet fuck shit March 29, 2021