P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."
by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”
Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”
Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
by Pussywigga February 1, 2019

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam
Mother: Not again! John get over here!
John: I’ve got this
Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?
John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
Mother: Not again! John get over here!
John: I’ve got this
Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?
John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
