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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
mugGet the Might as well lick my buttmug.

devious lick

the latest challenge to gain popularity on the social media platform which involves students posting videos that show them stealing, damaging or showing off items taken from school
nate: bro i just hit a devious lick
jake: lemme see what u got
nate: a soap dispenser
by suckondeeznuts September 26, 2021
mugGet the devious lickmug.

devious lick

When something is stolen usually for tik tok cloudy at school.
Tom" yo I just hit the most devious lick 😈,the toilet"
by Gotmgood September 18, 2021
mugGet the devious lickmug.

devious lick

A TikTok trend where people commit theft against government property and stupidly post it on TikTok as if they wont get prosecuted.
Person 1: "Hey dude, check out my devious lick. I took a soap dispenser from the boys bathroom."
Person 2: "Woah, dude. That's so cool, it should be illegal!"
by Savant0009 September 17, 2021
mugGet the devious lickmug.

devious lick

A stolen item with a funny name
"look at this devious lick I just got; I got a soap dispenser"
by jefff734 September 21, 2021
mugGet the devious lickmug.

take a lick

Do you wanna take a lick homie
by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017
mugGet the take a lickmug.
When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.
Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023
mugGet the licking the dirt off my tiresmug.

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