An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin Sharts is when Kevin Arts eats a little too much Taco bell, he attempts to go into the bathroom to stop the pain in his stomach, only to go on his phone and find out a booked match is happening, Kevin Sharts and the entre rest room stall turns Brown. Kevin like's children, and would loose in a 1 on 1 fist fight with Minion10121
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt September 5, 2021
Get the Kevin Shartsmug. by rew1572 May 11, 2010
Get the Kevin Bakermug. <.7.9.7.6.>Kevin<Plastic Man Plastic> Sussman Is Thing <.i>One & <raped>Todd Aaron<RiddleR> Brotze<myself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Kevin<Plastic Man Plastic> Sussman Is Thing <.i>One & <raped>Todd Aaron<RiddleR> Brotze<myself<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Kevin<Plastic Man Plastic> Sussman Is Thing <.i>One & <raped>Todd Aaron<RiddleR> Brotze<myself<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Mrtunatip July 31, 2025
Get the Kevin hillmug.