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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
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Jordan

Jordan (a boy): A nice guy who is usually popular, sporty and accepts basically anyone as a friend. They'll cheer you on and they'll support you no matter what. If you feel attacked go to him. If you get the chance to be friends with one you better take it, buddy.

Jordan (a girl): A nice girl who isn't just amazing but can destroy people in sports too. She's even better than most girls and boys no joke. She usually is chill and she can be quiet but when she is with people she thinks are decent even, you can have a pretty fire conversation. She does well in academics and she is mildly popular. Also did I mention she's cute?
Adam: "You know that guy Jordan?"

Boe: "Yeah I wish I could get to know him. He's great."

Luke: "I wish I could have another lunch with that girl Jordan."

That group of boys: "Ikr"
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Jordan Bennet

The act of having relations with an autistic person and making bo2 zombie noises to communicate
I just want someone to gimme the ol’ Jordan Bennet”
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Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.
Jordan is such a great friend.
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Jordan

An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
That Jordan guy's gf is a total muslim. She stanky
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Jordan is nice funny loyal and someone who will make you laugh when your mad at them or make you smile when ur sad . Jordan is always paying attention to what you say he will listen to you speak even if you speak too much sometimes Jordan is an awesome guy who would never hurt anyone. He is also awesome at sports and rapping. Never let go of a jordan
Jordan is the best friend

/ boy friend I could I ask for
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jordan is a
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