January 6th

People born on this day are 10x hotter than everyone else.

Oh my god did you see that hottie, I bet she was born on January 6th.

by January 6th January 5, 2022

January 18

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021

January 20th

introverts are born on this day.

I HATE PEOPLE. i was born January 20th.

by anonymous October 27, 2021

January 18th, 2021

National ask Max Gladwell out and he has to say yes day.

“Max Gladwell, will you go out with me?”
“yes because it’s january 18th, 2021”

by realbob30 January 17, 2021

January 2

National STFU day. On January 2, being a chatterbox and gossiping shall be punished with being forced to eat british food, a fate worse than death.

Sam: Hey Tom its January 2 and you just gossiped, take this beans on toast!
Tom OH NO JUST KILL ME PLEASE

by We can officially be friends. December 12, 2025

16th of January

Capricorns ♡

The 16th of Jan is when God like people r born xoxo

"Omg whens their birthday"
"16th of January"

"Aw Shucks, their too good for me"

by bb1kari November 23, 2021

January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020