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Jack Daniels

A not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular whiskey. I find that it's most drinkable induced straight in copious amounts, which will lead to an absolute cunt of a hangover often accompanied by partial memory loss; however, it appears to be most popular in Coca Cola or on the rocks. Take it how you like it - Jack Daniels is not a drink to be savoured, unlike a good single malt whisky like Laphroaig or a traditional Kentucky Bourbon like Van Winkle.

Jack Daniels is not a Bourbon but a "Tennessee sour-mash" because it employs the extra process of charcoal mellowing to add flavour, which some consider cheating the system. Incidentally, a bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, not just Bourbon in Kentucky.

Jack Daniels is conspicuously advertised in film. Other notable examples of drinks that appear to be advertised in everything from the latest Hollywood drivel to your favourite American sitcom are Bombay Sapphire gin; Hennessy and Remy Martin Cognac; Grey Goose vodka; Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
1) I'm fucking depressed and I'm skint, so I'm going to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and pass out on the floor.

2) I'm very suggestible and/or new to drinking, so "I'll have a JD and coke please barkeep".

3) Did you see 'Scent of a Woman'? What a load of shite. The entire plot revolved around Jack Daniels, or "John Daniels" as the protagonist affectionately called it.
Jack Daniels by Neil Fox December 1, 2006
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jacksonville butterfinger 

taking a shit in someones mouth while getting a rim job
2 girls 1 cup explicitly shows the proper techniques of the jacksonville butterfinger

jack the house

A term used in the late 1980's and early 1990's referring to a house music dance. Many house music songs used this term.
Get on up that dancefloor and jack the house.
jack the house by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006

jack white 

most beautiful person in the whole vide world. Vocal, songwriter and guitar in "the white stripes". i love him. JACK I LOVE YOU..my heart is breaking...:(
jack, if ur thing with renee doesnt work out: marry me.
jack white by wizkey January 11, 2005

jack rolling

This is the name applied to a crime born in South Africa's townships where men gang-rape their victims in retaliation for a perceived slight.
Women in the Midlands town have been urged not to go out alone after dark due to a wave of so-called "jack rollings".
jack rolling by Dave Eietz September 5, 2005
Jack is the one person you want to hang around and be with. He is funny, random and he is truly "the shit".
Jack is the shit!!!
Jack by Fat Link February 25, 2010
Awesome man with big muscles. Has awesome hair. Is an athlete. Easily loved and very attractive. Awesome on dirt bikes.
Jackson is awesome
Jackson by Jackdup100 April 22, 2015