Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

Jackson

a gang banger of minors

oh that Jackson guy was caught gang banging minors

by BlackMamba2412 February 1, 2023

resi-jackson

smoking the resin of marijuana left in your bowl.

"Yeah, i am out of weed. But, ima still be hitting resi-jackson like it's the series in '77."

by deathofdreams April 20, 2009

Raja Jackson

To Raja Jackson means to uncontrollably beat someones face while they're unconscious and you're in full mount.

I will Raja Jackson you if you don't respeck me.

by johnnyspseudonym August 24, 2025

Jackson

The sweetest boy on earth. Jackson is kind, understanding, mature, absolutely gorgeous, and super smart. Everybody loves him and if they don’t, it’s only because of their own insecurities and incompetence that makes them project onto a perfect person like Jackson. He is caring, loving and nurturing. If anybody hurts him they should die because he deserves the world.

Lady: I’m looking for a boyfriend rn I’m so lonely

Lady’s friend: Omg! I’ve got the perfect guy his name is jackson, you’ll love him!

by 234slayed February 25, 2022

Jackson

Jackson is a man who doesn’t deserve all the shit the world put him through and deserves better. He also has a lot of “girl best friends” and half of them probably have a crush on him. He’s one of those boys that are hot and nice at the same time. Jackson is hard to come by.

Guy 1) how the fuck am o supposed to get a girl when that man is roaming the earth?
Guy 2) Idk man. Who even is that guy?
Guy 1) that’s Jackson, half the school has a crush on him

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Jackson

A creepy little loser who will touch you

Stranger: “Hi Jackson”
Jackson: “I’m gonna touch you”

by Homosexualindividual December 13, 2024