by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
Get the Internet hotdogmug. A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
Get the Internet Brainmug. 
similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*
'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'
*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'
*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
by xtinaok March 10, 2015
Get the the internet zonemug. A vehicle, usually found on Instagram or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between. These cars most likely have banners or stickers showing support to various car clubs or groups they are apart of.
Did you see how low that car is? How does it even drive??
That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023
Get the Internet Carmug. Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
by GDubz019 July 26, 2021
Get the taco bell internetmug. by Skr41 July 2, 2024
Get the how long do bops live without internetmug.