by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017
Get the The Dutch Touchmug. The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Get the Dutch ovenmug. “Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
Get the Dutch Toiletmug. The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.
Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.
by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021
Get the Dutch crossovermug. Jizz Hornkamp, of Willheim II, scored 4 times against Den Hague and celebrated with a Dutch striker!
by Johnnie Bee August 3, 2022
Get the Dutch Strikermug. A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).
"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."
by z3lcnq March 22, 2025
Get the Dutch Hugmug. by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015
Get the dutch burritomug.