Hog Jam

A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.

Can you Hog Jam to the race? No cause my wife says I need help at the house.

by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009

Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.

I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.

by Trixtar January 7, 2022

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
Alt. Spelling:
Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

Toe Jam

A woman's front wedgie

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!

by Radschick March 29, 2019

jam

Derogatory term used to describe any person in a position of judicial authority, esp. members of law enforcement

Sarah: "Hey, what took you so long?"

Bill:"Sorry, the jams pulled me over for speeding on the way over."

by Yechno April 7, 2011

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024