Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.

"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"

by Blamjam not Hamjam October 03, 2011

Wham-jam-it

Wham-Jam-It is a word you can say in a fast manner to express your frustration as a cuss word without actually using a cuss word.

Them: So yeah, you are gonna do it.
Me: No, for the last time, I'm not gonna do it now wham-jam-it!!!

by ToughGuy33 October 18, 2023

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

by Skeet fuck shit March 29, 2021

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

purple jam rock

A purple specialty cocktail- usually made with rum or soju. It derives its purple color from a rare tea made from the flowers of the Butterfly Pea plant or Clitoria Ternatea.

I went to a party and drank three Purple Jam Rocks at Miss Lily's- it was lit AF.

by jerkeveryting August 13, 2017