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by FireMan738 the second March 26, 2021
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Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
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humanity

something i have given up on.
"i have given up on humanity kanye west is gonna run for president in 2020 and kim jung un is sending missiles to america."
by Trashthatyouwillneverforget April 20, 2018
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Human trafficking

by Nobodyneedstonow September 23, 2025
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Human

Something that loves and hates, sadly you can't do the first one.
"WOAH BRO! DID YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WALKING BY MY LEFT ELBOW JOINT. "(Says the guy in the bigger brain convention.)
by HEY GOOGLE, PLAY DESPACITO March 24, 2020
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