by Leo bergrauten May 19, 2018
Get the Yo chromosomes got extra homesmug. A moralless slut, usually named Kimberly, so desperate they pursue a man knowing that he's already committed & has a family.
A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together
A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together
Kimberly is a dirty HOME WRECKER! She tried to deny everything but I have the sluts tanning bed photos
by yeababyiknowit August 23, 2019
Get the home wreckermug. I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
Get the How in the fuck did I get home just now?mug. Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.
Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV
by Jerthehair March 15, 2018
Get the The Home Invasionmug. In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.
by destructodog December 28, 2024
Get the Home Depot Speedmug. Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009
Get the Home Birthmug. 