Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.

“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”

by emo_scientist November 8, 2022

Home with the family

You want to guess who is NOT going to be home with their family for Thanksgiving?

Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025

Koe will get you home

Too drunk to drive so you put on koe wetzel drunk driving

How we getting home?
Koe will get you home

by H811 March 1, 2022

homes

it was invented by me ( brisia 🙄) but chrischris will say it wasn’t.

period homes

by Brisia2slicc October 19, 2020

let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry

"come on... let's go home."

by livelaughjuuzou August 2, 2022

The Home Nations

When one manages to sleep with four different girls in four days, all from different countries. Originally an English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh but expanded.

"Man, Willy has had a blinder the last four days, I think he had a tour of the home nations."

by Willy Lloyd April 18, 2020

Dollar at Home

If you have a dollar at home you’re straight but if you don’t have a dollar at home you’re gay

Cole gross we saw what u did with that guy; we know you don’t have a dollar at home

by ThePacKMan June 30, 2018