Fat Cock

Something that your dad does not want to be known as.

Son: Fat Cock!

Dad: Don't call me that!

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Fat mood

A fat mood is just one of those moods where you want to pull up at McDonald’s and order like 50 chicken nuggets bc a fat mood it’s also something you say when something just sounds good or relatable. The best way to say ‘a fat mood’ is to shout it very loud and annoyingly

Wow I just ate some good ass chicken nuggets what a fat mood!

Honestly what a fat mood!

by Peachylana January 28, 2018

Fat Carl

Carl Winslow on the TV show Family Matters.

Damn! That Fat Carl on Family Matters is funny!

by your name October 9, 2004

fat dick

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

fat-kidneyed

Being chronically or characteristically late to or absent from planned group social events, especially activities that require a minimum number of participants.

"That fat-kidneyed bastard dropped out of poker night AGAIN?"

"Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!" - Prince Henry, Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 2

by oddbovine December 14, 2009

fat-lame

A flame that is targetting the weight of an opponent. Usually used my lame flamers who have no other material to use. Generally considered lame because flames of this type are often repetitive and lame.

The word fat-lame is a play on the words, fat, flame and lame. Also similar to fag-lame.

Lame_Dogg: You're so fat that when you step on the concrete, you turn it into quicksand.
King_Flame: All you can do is fat-lame. Grow a brain bitch!

by bizzyb0t July 29, 2008

cracked a fat

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

by bl4cK October 20, 2008