g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 May 31, 2021

DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met

Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢

by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022

Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 14, 2021

Gavin's Dad

An extremely attractive middle aged man, usually the father of a person named Gavin.

Oh man, Gavin's Dad is really hot.

by ajlev November 23, 2021

Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024

Dad

A dad is the one you cherish most. with the spunky attitude of a teen, but a pure warm heart, they always know what to say and absolutely hate when people they care for or don't even know are down. When Dad makes a mistake he realizes it and doesn't stop making things right until hearts and relationships are mended. They have a hard working trait always to make you feel welcomed. Everyone loves their dad

My dad is the best person to exists!

by BrynnMill December 3, 2021

Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

by Doll.Face September 19, 2021