oops face

A sarcastic expression used to describe a mock reaction.
I threw my shoe and it hit my sister in the head! *oops face!*

He took my parking spot, so I 'accidentally' hit his car when I opened my door. *oops face!*
by feasterbunnie June 24, 2009
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Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
by Mr.Potatoface January 03, 2014
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Cookout Faced

A term referring to the experience after drinking large quantities of Cookout Burger's milkshakes in one sitting.

This is term is mostly used by people who don't drink alcohol. It's their equivalent of getting sh*t faced.
Customer: "Hey I would like to get a strawberry cheesecake milkshake, a banana pudding milkshake, and a peanut butter milkshake."

Cashier: "Are you asking for those separately or mixed together?"

Customer: "Separately"

Cashier: "Oh, I see, you going to bring some for your friends?"

Customer: "Nah, I'm about to get cookout faced after drinking these."
by Welcomematt June 17, 2013
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shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...
Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.
by Shard-o-beef December 05, 2010
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stoopid face

Can be used as a term of endearment or when upset with someone..
"Mike, I hate your stoopid, stoopid face"
"I missed your stoopid face"
by Happyfav October 25, 2007
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snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.
"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"
by mm...hmmm August 16, 2011
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face of blythe

An expression of extreme disgust or dislike that involves contorting the face and turning away from the cause.
Upon sipping the rich Imperial Porter, Paul could not help but make the face of Blythe as he ejaculated "that tastes like war crime evidence".
by mackyaj April 29, 2018
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