Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020

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Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

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As coined by the hosts of the podcast It’s a Bit Shit a Cadbury Beef Fondue is the act of doing a poo into your consenting partner’s mouth and then having them give you a blowjob with their mouth still full of fecal matter.

“Aaron, I saw Peter last night! Best Cadbury Beef Fondue ever!”

by NunsAnus June 29, 2021

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Black Market Beef

When you have serious issues with another person, but they have no idea; carrying on leading a life of blissful ignorance.

“Did you hear what Kyle said earlier? I’ve got real Black Market Beef with that guy. Wish I had the balls to tell him, but he’d probably kick my ass.”

by KayBlue92 July 29, 2022

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beef on my fingers

fingering your significant other's asshole, which could result in shit on your hand.

Noah: Man I had some wild sex last night! I got beef on my fingers!

Wyatt: Ew, gross!

by biglettuceboy July 13, 2019

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jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

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