cool beans

Cool beans is a phrase mainly used by Cathi

Somebody: This is shit
Cathi: Cool beans!

by chrisfromsupport July 16, 2020

Chungus bean

Someone who makes you mad

Dude your literally being a chungus bean right now

by Dat boi brendo August 15, 2020

Bean Surr

A Bean Surr is a real nigga. He will suck your cock when you down, look after the kids and even fuck your wife.

You see Kobe over there, yeah, he's a true Bean Surr.

by DanManVan October 6, 2020

Peen Beans

Putting baked beans in your foreskin and having your girlfriend give you a blowie.

"Hey baby, you want some peen beans?"

by Connor2022 October 17, 2020

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

Fox bean

Fox beans are some of the cutest things in the world along with ferret noodles. They have puffy fwuffy tails and can come in many beautiful colors. They have a long snoot, perfect for boops and nuzzles. fox beans can be classified into two categories, the Elusive Wild Bean and the Domesticated Bean. Please remember you can only keep Domesticated Beans if they are too sick or scared to go back to the wild. The Elusive Wild Bean roams free in the wilderness, catching small mammals and rodents for food. If you ever see a fox bean in the wild, do not scare it. Marvel at its beauty and cuteness. One more note: NEVER KILL A FOX BEAN FOR ITS FUR/FLOOFS!!!

Omg!!! It's a fox bean!! So cute!!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 12, 2021

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012