Jew Daycare

Any employment of a woman in the workforce.

Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?

Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.

by Bikewasstolen June 22, 2025

Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.

Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"

by ghostylikeposty December 12, 2023

Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.

(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.

by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022

Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.

Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.

by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Jews

Jews are the People who control the world, what I mean by it is that they control these things:
- Music industry
- Film industry
- Governments
- Corporations & Companies
- Working class

They won't let this definition pass because this company, urbandictionary.om is also controlled the jews.
They also say that they believe in YHWH But in reality they worship the Devil.

Person 1: Hey I'm jewish!
Kanye West: Go kill yourself.

That is what jews are.

by jew_hateR_69 October 13, 2023

Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.

No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.

by chewcyees December 22, 2023