The birds and the bees

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.

My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?

Me: Well you now, Breadbin Urie once said...

by Nika_dww November 18, 2019

Bird Beakin'

Press bare butt cheecks up against window, make sure some unsuspecting person is on the other side and the deficate (poop) just enough to leave a mark on the window then inhale the shit back into your butthole "bird beak"

Do it on a windshield when someone in the driver seat. Bird Beakin'

by Arome69/Dj June 15, 2012

Bird Burglar

UK: He who covets or steals another man's spouse (or 'bird' in the argot of UK working/underclass males).

Cuckold: My wife's gone off with my best mate, the bitch.
Cohort: Don't blame her, blame your mate! He's a right bird burglar that one.

by John of Gaunt April 22, 2009

Bird Watcher

Guy(s) who just wants to see and some birds (women).
A guy who takes the bird to their “sanctuary” and rehabilitates them the next morning.

Yo, at the party last night I was being such a bird watcher and there were some bad birds. And after a few bird seed that shit was so free...

by Sarasota X Marathon June 18, 2020

Suck A Bird

Slang for “eat chicken”. It is used humorlessly.

James: Do you want the go to the diner and suck a bird?
Tyler: What?!?!
James: It means eat some chicken, dumbass.

by YoBoiAlex August 22, 2020

Jail Bird

A female so ugly and genuinely hideous, you wouldn’t even have sex with if you just came straight out of jail.

“Yo bro you think this girl’s attractive?”
“Nah she’s a right Jail Bird!”

by SameSameThoDifferent August 4, 2021

wirrly bird

make shift knife, made from anything you can find to make sharp to stab someone with.

He used a wirrly bird to put his ass in the infirmary

by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005